404 🤷

Oh shit, an error page. I hope that was user error and not my bad. Feels like user error. But technically a 404 error can’t be your fault. Did you know “404” is a three part code that essentially breaks down into “Client error: page not found”? So really the error is on the client/browser side. You’re just the driver. So you’re off the hook. Or maybe it was your agent that made this mistake anyway. Maybe it’s actually your agent reading this now. Wait, you’re wasting tokens on looking at candidate portfolios? Shame on you – that’s a human job. And before you say anything, YES, I chose to type that em dash back there. This was not written by AI. Did you know that statistically, AI models have been corrected in such a way that humans actually use significantly more em dashes than the latest models? Funny how people don’t keep up with this stuff and just hold on to their assumptions. AI really is such an interesting phenomenon. So much promise, so much it will change about life, but still so much misunderstanding. As of 2026, the most answered question by Google Home devices (now running Google’s Gemini) is still “what time is it?” Isn’t that bonkers? We make such a huge deal out of the power of AI and most users use it as a clock (at least with voice), even with clocks most likely right there on their wall… and probably on their wrists.
Anyway, if you made it this far. Hit me up and I’ll buy you a coffee IRL. You earned it.